Behold the selfie; that bold and wonderful homage to narcissism. What did we all do before we had iPhones and could take photos of ourselves anywhere at any time no matter the circumstances or if good taste was involved? How did we manage to not snap a quick shot in front of a burning building, at someone’s funeral, or in a public bathroom as the guy next to us was taking a whiz? We shutter (rim shot) to think what modern life would be like if we couldn’t document the amazing, the frightening, the absurd.
And speaking of absurd, here are 19 of the worst selfies of all time.
We’re hoping this is not a joke, that this person actually exists, and that they were 100% “for real” when they took this selfie. The pink smart phone gives us hope that indeed SuperFem is real and out there, somewhere, perhaps snapping a selfie wearing a flowered pillowcase and holding a giant pink stapler right this very minute. We may never know the true identity, or gender, of SuperFem, but we can all rest a bit easier knowing he or she is delusional.
2. Well, upon first glance at this selfie two questions immediately come to mind. Question number one: why on earth even have a gumball machine if you’re not going to bother keeping it loaded? And question number two: Is it just us or are you mostly focused on the farmer’s tan? Just us? Okay. Wait, one more question: For the love of God will somebody please let the poor dog out of there?!
3. Ok, are you thinking what we’re thinking? Take a close look at the short hair, position of the mouth, ample booty and thighs… Is it possible that maybe, just maybe, we’re looking at SuperFem out of costume? Have you ever seen SuperFem and this woman in the same place at the same time? We rest our case.
Some mother’s read to their toddlers, some make funny faces, and some show them what a bodacious booty is supposed to look like. Either this kid is looking for the Cheerios he lost earlier or he’s sticking a little dollar bill into his, presumably, mother’s G-string. They grow up so fast.
The next time you’re on vacation and you’re annoyed because you wish the hotel’s towels were fluffier, or because the vending machine was out of Teddy Grahams, or because the taxi driver charged you too much, just remember this lady and thank your lucky stars you’re not being mauled by a camel.
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