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Friday, December 1, 2017

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High-tech reusable wearables for your Penis

Hooray! Your penis now has its own high-tech reusable wearables. Add to that, you get some interesting pecks too. It tells you the duration of intercourse, number, depth and speed of thrusts, girth measurements, ‘on-site’ temperature info and different positions used per week, month or year.
Beyond that, it has built-in indicators that help detect the presence of STIs. And it has an integrated micro-USB port for a charge which may last between six and eight hours.
iCon is an adjustable smart ring which sits at the base of your shaft, on the normal condom and provides performance info about your ‘superman’ abilities, and you can share that with your friends, if you want to.

And if you're a superman and you like you flaunt your prowess good for you, the wearable device can connect to your hand-held device through Bluetooth via an app you may download on the IOS market or for android users, the Google playstore and there you go straight onto social media, but if you’re concerned about your secrets getting out, all your info will be kept anonymous. This for £60. 


Presently, iCon has over 96,000 pre-registrations and will be released sometime in December 2017. Pre-registered customers, the company says, will receive updates and be offered the chance to buy before the product gets launched to the general public.  

Thursday, November 30, 2017

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#Nigerians For Sale: I Vow to Reduce Illegal Migration to Europe - President Buhari


Following the embarrassing broadcast of modern day slavery, where some Nigerian youths were sold off in  a slave market auction, President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday night in Abidjan declared that all Nigerians stranded in Libya and other parts of the world will be brought home and rehabilitated.
The President while systematically campaigning for 2019,  vowed to reduce the number of Nigerians fleeing the country for Europe illegally through the Sahara Desert and the Mediterranean Sea by providing basic social amenities such as education, healthcare, and food security at home.
In an interactive session with members of the Nigerian Community in Cote D’ Ivoire,  President Buhari said all necessary steps will be taken to curb illegal migration by Nigerians.
“When it was announced that 26 Nigerians died recently in the Mediterranean, before they proved that they were all Nigerians they buried them.
“But the evidence I have from the Senior Special Assistant on Diaspora and Foreign Affairs, (Mrs. Abike Dabiri-Erewa) is that only three of them were identified as Nigerians. But I’ll not be surprised if the majority of them were Nigerians.
The president agreed that the state of the nation has become grossly unbearable for the average Nigerian .Reacting to a recent footage on the slave auction in Libya, President Buhari said it was appalling that “some Nigerians (in the footage) where being sold like goats for few dollars in Libya.’’
“For people to cross the Sahara desert and Mediterranean through shanty boats… we will try and keep them at home. But anybody who died in the desert and Mediterranean without documents; to prove that he is a Nigerian, there is absolutely nothing we can do,’’ he said.

‘‘After 43 years of Gadhafi, why are they recruiting so many people from the Sahel including Nigerians? All they learned was how to shoot and kill. They didn’t learn to be electricians, plumbers or any other trade,’’ he said.
On domestic issues, President Buhari told Nigerians in the Diaspora that there is ‘‘good news from home’’ in the area of security, economy and anti-corruption.
“We are not doing too badly in trying to secure the country, improve the economy and deal with corruption.
“We are doing our best at all levels including security. It is absolute madness for people to blow others up in markets, churches, and mosques. No religion advocates violence. Justice is the basic thing all religions demand and you can’t go wrong if you do it,’’ he said.
On food security, the President said that his vision of repositioning Nigeria as a food-secure nation is on course as the country is on the verge of attaining food security.
He attributed the development to positive agricultural reform programmes and bumper harvest occasioned by good weather.
According to the President, interventions through the Anchors Borrows Programme of the CBN and the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative, among others, had been very successful in the agricultural reform initiative.
“People have gone back to the farm. We got the CBN, agriculture minister and money was provided at very low interest to farmers and the farmers responded and it was very positive.
“We are lucky that we are in a position to feed ourselves. So we are going to have food security in Nigeria earlier than anybody ever thought,’’ he noted.
The President advised Nigerians in Cote D’ Ivoire to be good ambassadors in their host country, warning that the Embassy will not hesitate to repatriate those who tarnish the image of the country abroad.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Some Celebrity Plastic Surgery Nightmares

Plastic surgery is a popular practice in Hollywood these days. Celebrities try their best to defy the aging process by purchasing procedures such as facelifts and Botox injections. Unfortunately, fixing a botched cosmetic procedure is not as easy as some may think. Therefore, many celebrities have come out of their procedures with frightening results. The following are 20 celebrities with bad plastic surgery:
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1. Cher
Cher was one of the first celebrities to make plastic surgery a common practice. Her looks changed drastically from naturally beautiful to tight and tormented. A recent picture revealed her latest facelift tape, and a later picture revealed what she looked like without her makeup. The camera revealed the years of cutting and skin stretching.


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2. Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton has been nipping and tucking from “nine to five” over the years. She has received every kind plastic surgery that exists from breast enhancement to nose jobs. Today those surgical procedures are wearing on her. The doll-faced singer and actress show signs of Botox overkill.


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4. Melanie Griffith
The “Working Girl” and “Milk Money” star joined the plastic surgery craze and had Botox injections as well as facelifts. Her appearance has changed drastically, and she has reported that she frequently receives nasty Twitter messages about her new look.


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10. Burt Reynolds
Burt denies having a facelift, but one can clearly see the dramatic tightness in his skin and the smooth forehead that was not so smooth previously.


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13. Donatella Versace
Donatella Versace has had a wealth of procedures, but her most prevalent changes have been in her lips and nose. Her nose points downward, and her lips have been inflated two to three times their normal size.


 


19 of the Worst Selfies of all Time

Behold the selfie; that bold and wonderful homage to narcissism. What did we all do before we had iPhones and could take photos of ourselves anywhere at any time no matter the circumstances or if good taste was involved? How did we manage to not snap a quick shot in front of a burning building, at someone’s funeral, or in a public bathroom as the guy next to us was taking a whiz? We shutter (rim shot) to think what modern life would be like if we couldn’t document the amazing, the frightening, the absurd.
And speaking of absurd, here are 19 of the worst selfies of all time.
We’re hoping this is not a joke, that this person actually exists, and that they were 100% “for real” when they took this selfie. The pink smart phone gives us hope that indeed SuperFem is real and out there, somewhere, perhaps snapping a selfie wearing a flowered pillowcase and holding a giant pink stapler right this very minute. We may never know the true identity, or gender, of SuperFem, but we can all rest a bit easier knowing he or she is delusional.

2. Well, upon first glance at this selfie two questions immediately come to mind. Question number one: why on earth even have a gumball machine if you’re not going to bother keeping it loaded? And question number two: Is it just us or are you mostly focused on the farmer’s tan? Just us? Okay. Wait, one more question: For the love of God will somebody please let the poor dog out of there?!

3. Ok, are you thinking what we’re thinking? Take a close look at the short hair, position of the mouth, ample booty and thighs… Is it possible that maybe, just maybe, we’re looking at SuperFem out of costume? Have you ever seen SuperFem and this woman in the same place at the same time? We rest our case.

Some mother’s read to their toddlers, some make funny faces, and some show them what a bodacious booty is supposed to look like. Either this kid is looking for the Cheerios he lost earlier or he’s sticking a little dollar bill into his, presumably, mother’s G-string. They grow up so fast.


The next time you’re on vacation and you’re annoyed because you wish the hotel’s towels were fluffier, or because the vending machine was out of Teddy Grahams, or because the taxi driver charged you too much, just remember this lady and thank your lucky stars you’re not being mauled by a camel.


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